Third Peepeesaurus (live)
Eugene Ostashevsky reading Third Peepeesaurus, recorded live at Bowdoin College, Brunswick, Maine, November 30, 2006.
Eugene Ostashevsky
Infinite Recursor Or The Bride Of DJ Spinoza (live)
Eugene Ostashevsky reading Infinite Recursor Or The Bride Of DJ Spinoza, recorded live at Bowdoin College, Brunswick, Maine, November 30, 2006.
DJ Spinoza Talks to Flipper
He walks around walks around DJ Spinoza He looks like a circle from which sticks out a snorkel He says, Hey Flipper You’re next in line for the French throne! For your directions aren’t overthrown by th’element they swim in You almost talk whereas I sit under infinitesimal pieces of glass instead of doing philosophy […]
The Origin of the Specious
Sortes says to Aial: Your axioms contradict each other You do not know this Let me show it to you What is the Good Describe on two double-spaced pages in twelve-point font Use only nouns or rather no words at all, we’ve had enough of those I cannot see, Aial makes to say but instead […]
Alphabet for Tamar
A is for Axiom that proved arbitrary. B is for Binomial whose terms never vary. C is for Circumference that goes around and around. D is for Derivative left to lie on the ground. E is for e (tautologically shown). F is for Frustrum, a beheaded cone. G is for Games in which all players […]
The Premises of Grass
The Laughing Philosopher has entered the Witless Relocation Program Outside his window there’s a rooster that looks like a toaster In the field there’s a cow on whose rump sits a crow The crow snaps its wings, caws erratically but the cow only smiles enigmatically The Laughing Philosopher thinks, Ah Nature nonexistent daughter of the […]
A Pirate Fit to Opine on Feet
for Sonya This is my main hand, says the Pirate, and it has made me what I am: the main man on the Main! Yes, I’m a radical rapscallion cruising around in my Spanish galleon, filling the sails with […]
The Two-Dimensional Philosopher
We play at “Is it true I am real and death will come” We look at the photograph of the philosopher The philosopher has the wet eyes of a rodent Alas, but I am not real, says the philosopher I am a photograph In my photograph […]